Vintage Gramophone T-Shirt — Sarcastic Millennial Series

Yes, you were born in the previous millennium. No, you don't need to apologize. This tee features a gramophone — peak audio tech back when "shuffle" meant getting up to flip the record. Wear it the next time a Gen Z'er calls vinyl "retro." Part of the Sarcastic Millennial Series for those of us who predate Wi-Fi and are still pretty proud of it.

Part of the Sarcastic Millennial Series — seven garment-dyed tees, each repping a different 1900s relic. See the full set →

Product features
- Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
- Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort
- Relaxed fit for versatile styling

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

🧼 Machine wash cold with like colors.

🧴 Use a mild detergent.

🚫❄️ Do not bleach.

🌬️ Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry.

🧺 Iron on low heat if needed.

🚫🧥 Avoid dry cleaning.